Top Ten Reasons Why I'm a Slacker

Yeah, yeah, I know - I've sucked at blogging lately. But really, there are plenty of reasons for this. The top ten being:

10. I was so traumatized about Jennifer Love Hewitt's bejazzled hoo-ha that I just couldn't bring myself to write about anything else.

9. I've been put to sleep really early at least two or three nights a week since American Idol started. This season sucks, y'all!

8. I am doing a scientific study on the pile up of laundry in my house. I spend hours upon hours a day watching said pile grow, and grow and GROW.

7. I've read like 10 books this week. Okay, really like one and half but they were all consuming.

6. I've been doing aqua aerobics three times a week with my old lady friends and am giving up my internet connection to be more like them; to fit in so to speak. They read the newspaper, I get my news from Yahoo! (or Perez Hilton) - a change was in order to help me fit in better socially.

5. I'm going to be starting personal training at 5 am and the anticipation of it is too much for me to handle. I've been sleeping every time I get a spare moment in order to gear up for this insanity.

4. I've been working on my other new blog. In my head, this is totally true. In actual, physical reality, this hasn't quite happened yet. I will get there one of these days. Although, obviously keeping up with one blog has proved too much for me lately.

3. I have been living out of my car. This falls into the little white lie category really. I technically don't LIVE out of my car. I do, however, feel like I spend about 90% of my life in my car, er SUV, whatever. And let's face it, I can't type on the laptop and drive at the same time. I don't think that's legal anyway.

2. I got a new iphone and I have yet to set up my mobile blogging on it. Wait, I just realized that's not true since I restored the settings to be the same as my previous phone. Damn, good thing I am writing all these reasons for being a slacker down!

1. The absolute, positively most important reason why I have not been keeping up with this blog: I spend too much time of Facebook, obviously.

And my parting gift to you:

Ya Vajazzling, Baby!

While I admit that Jennifer Love Hewitt brings little more than a giant forehead to the big screen, she has managed to get people talking about.....her vagina. And, specifically her vajazzle.

I am usually in-the-know about a lot of things but I have to admit, I was very much in the dark about this new phenomenon of vajazzling. It is exactly what you think it is: Swarovski crystals adorning your freshly waxed hoo-ha. Okay, so maybe THAT didn't quite jump out at you because after all, when was the last time you bejeweled your lady bits? Or even thought about this. For me? That would be never.

This confuzzles me a tad because the whole point of waxing is to have a nice smooth, clean feeling down there (or something like that.) So, replacing it with a "bling bling bush" seems a bit like it defeats the purpose. This Hewitt chick did it after some traumatic break up as a lift to her spirits. I am thinking I would pretty much be fine with a gallon of ice cream and laying on the couch. But hey, to each her own.

Okay, internets - I wanna know - have you been vajazzled? Please explain. I need to know.