While I admit that Jennifer Love Hewitt brings little more than a giant forehead to the big screen, she has managed to get people talking about.....her vagina. And, specifically her vajazzle.
I am usually in-the-know about a lot of things but I have to admit, I was very much in the dark about this new phenomenon of vajazzling. It is exactly what you think it is: Swarovski crystals adorning your freshly waxed hoo-ha. Okay, so maybe THAT didn't quite jump out at you because after all, when was the last time you bejeweled your lady bits? Or even thought about this. For me? That would be never.
This confuzzles me a tad because the whole point of waxing is to have a nice smooth, clean feeling down there (or something like that.) So, replacing it with a "bling bling bush" seems a bit like it defeats the purpose. This Hewitt chick did it after some traumatic break up as a lift to her spirits. I am thinking I would pretty much be fine with a gallon of ice cream and laying on the couch. But hey, to each her own.
Okay, internets - I wanna know - have you been vajazzled? Please explain. I need to know.
Posts
7 comments:
I read about this vajazzle thingie somewhere and apparently blocked it out of my mind and now you bring it up again ! I'm with you on this one. First of all, I would never wax bare, I think looking like 9 year old down there is just friggin' creapy. Second of all, how g.d. uncomfortable is that! Can you imagine walking around in yoga pants with your twat all poking out? No thanks.
Can I just say WTF! I went on youtube to see what it was all about and they show you. Leave it to youtube if you are wondering about anything! Not my thing. I can't even imagine, but I bet it would itch and what if one fell off and managed to go and hide somewhere?
I always thought Jennifer Love Hewitt was a wacko ever since Party of 5 and now look who she is dating, can you say Loser!
Okay, see what my problem with this is...um, not that I just have the one. But the one I'm having at the moment is everytime I read vajazzle I hear, bedazzle in my head and think of this commercial I used to see on TV..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MjvFWTXxyzs and than when I watch that, and hear them say bedazzled - I hear vajazzled. I mean, I think I'm ruined and may never be able to look at a rhinestone again
NO like hell because what happens if you sneeze too hard a a fuckin sparkly skittles rainbow comes flying out of your pants.
In conclusion: JUST SAY NO TO VAJAZZLING.
WHAT? I'm so confused and out of the loop. Is it a piercing? I must get on you tube right away!
So glad to have found your blog!! I am a self professed Starbucks addict! I blog about it every now and again. I attribute it to my remaining sanity.
I love the "bling bling bush"!! I saw this on another blog and was telling my man about it. He wasn't too impressed. I think I will stick with what I got going on.
This will never exist in my world. Ever. Wouldn't it involve some sort of hot glue product? Um. No thank you. Wax is enough for me.
It's interesting that you mention her forehead b/c I've never noticed it before--too distracted by the disproportionately enormous boobs she carts around.
Post a Comment