You Know It's a Good Party When...

• Madonna, several New Kids fans, a few preppies, a Goonie, a random chick from Dynasty/Knots Landing/Dallas and that chick from the Whitesnake video all show up ready to celebrate the 1980's.
• Almost 100 jello shots are served.
• A Cabbage Patch Kid is birthed.
• The dim lighting does not affect anybody's eye shadow in any way, it's still as vibrant as in bright sunlight.
• Someone jumps into an unheated pool, fully clothed in 40 degree weather at 1 a.m. And when she emerges, her blue eye shadow is still in tact.
• Someone does the worm across the living room floor.
• Half a dozen women karaoke completely off key for the neighborhood to hear.
• Several people wake up injured the next day and have no idea how or why.
• The next day, you find house keys and lipstick on your front lawn, slippers under your couch, various tacky earrings in random places they shouldn't be and jello remnants on your recently cleaned carpet.

I have fully recovered from my 29th 80's Ladies birthday party and can say with confidence that I remember 90ish% of it. And yes, 90ish is a number.