I've officially fulfilled all of my Miss Blog America responsibilities so I'm back to normal now. (Okay, not really, but I just wanted to feel a wee bit important for half a second. Damn, that was a fast half a second.)
Anyway, I've been busting my ass at the gym three mornings a week lately. No applause please. I'm trying to lose weight from that 90 lb. baby I had almost a half a decade ago. *AHEM*
As I stepped my butt of the elliptical trainer and made my way to the make-your-ass-nice machine, a VERY LOUD conversation caught my ears from two skanks on the exercise bikes:
Bitch: I saw this woman at Starbucks the other day wearing leggings and short shirt and she was disgusting. Her fat ass should not have been in those clothes, you could see all her rolls.
Bitch's Bitch: OH MY GAWD!
Bitch: I know, I can't believe people like that go out of the house, she should know better looking like that. I wonder why people don't look in the mirror.
Bitch's Bitch: I know, totally.
Bitch: I always ask women like that what that big roll is that's holding up their boobs. And then I'm all like, "Oh yeah, it's your stomach." It's so disgusting.
Bitch's Bitch: Really!
Okay, this conversation was HELLA LOUD. In a gym. A place where people are there trying to better themselves and their health. People should not have to be subjected to this while working out. It never ceases to amaze me how cruel women are to one another. For a split second, I almost started to say something to her but then realized that I would probably end up on death row for murder after I smashed a free weight through her surgery constructed face.
The best part is that these bitches actually had matching mini cheetah print backpacks with pink princess crown key rings attached. I then realized that I didn't need to say shit to them because their existence is way sadder than I had thought. Zero percent body fat can't prevent ugly from oozing out of people like this. Oh and plastic surgery can't fix that kinda ugly either.
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I work in a gym. I am a Pilates Personal Trainer. And you are so right about some of the women in gyms. Really gets to me sometimes. But the bottom line (no pun intended!) is everything you said about those kind of women is correct. And they are too self absorbed and ignorant to realize how truly awful they are. I have some of those types for clients, I'd like to smack them upside the head myself, but I need my job! No one in a gym should have to hear or be subjected to that. Just do what you are there to do and realize that "they", no matter how hard they work, or what surgery they have, will never, ever be truly beautiful women. The ugly will always be evident.
I hate women like that. We have lots of those around my kid's school.
It really is sad. They never get out of that click mode from high school. Everyone else grows up & moves on! It's great that you are going to the gym! Don't let the snobs get to you.
I can't stand bishes like that. I had a 90 lb baby, too!
I think those bitches were talking about me.... hey I trying to bring back the 80's rolls and all. Haters!! can't touch this!
Ya this stomach will take them out in one blow.. how about that !! LOL.....
have a great day~
Grissell
www.stay-at-homemomwhoknew.blogspot.com
That's SO depressing. Blech.
You should have shoved her off the exercise bike...
Dude. I hear ya. You know they say those things just to make themselves feel better, right? On a related note: I mentioned to a group of women a while back that I'd lost a few pounds recently after having my baby, and you could have sliced up the silence and served it buffet style. Not a word of congrats or anything like that. Smooth silence. And the funny thing was that I was nervous to even admit that I'd lost some weight...how lame is that? So, why is it normal for women to bash each other and criticize each other to kingdom come, but we can't just give a high-five nearly as easily when another woman does something well? No wonder men say they can't understand us...sometimes I don't even understand us.
I've seen that type. I know what you're talking about. It's part of the reson I bought a treadmill to workout at home. I hate the girls that go to the gym with all their makeup and jewelry on and talk about how everyone else looks. Meanwhile they look like @#%$#@!
That's another thing...why would you workout with a whole face of makeup on?
@DD - it is sad that some women cannot celebrate each others victories like that. Makes me sad.
OMG! Wretched women!!! That makes me so angry.
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