Friday, October 16, 2009

10 People I Wish Would STFU

Me and Stacy's Mom were discussing this over email not too long ago: people you wish you would never hear from again. By people, I generally mean celebrities or people in the media...

In no particular order:

1. Kanye West. For the record, I wanted him to shut his pie hole long before the Taylor Swift incident.

2. R. Kelly. Would he just go away already?!?!?! Because having any kind of sexual situation with a minor is unacceptable. (And peeing on anyone is just nasty.) So was that 12 part video thing about him hiding in the closet. If you are game to even lose 5 minutes of your life, you can You Tube those videos.

3. Anyone from the Gosselin family, including the older twin girls. (Well, just the mini-Kate one.) Your 15 minutes is up guys, move along...

4. Anyone from the Lohan family. Not only are they not relevant to pop culture anymore, they are all ignorant as hell.

5. This guy. He is not racist, he lets his black friends use his bathroom. In 2009. Wow, just wow. Shut the fuck up already.

6. Michael Moore. I just can't stand him, sorry. And in the interest of having a short post today, I will not go into all my reasons why.

7. Sean Combs/Puffy/Puff Daddy/P. Diddy/Whatever other name he is going by this particular second. I don't know that any celebrity has thought quite THAT highly of himself.

8. Any rapper with the word Lil' in front his name. Wayne, John, whoever. Just go away.

9. Dr. Phil. Don't get me wrong, if there is something interesting on his show, I will watch it. (Few and far between.) However, I find him annoying. Like a God complex or something.

10. John Mayer. If he could just stick to the music and quit with the talking and the forced witty comments, he'd be good to go. But he insists on bumpin' his gums daily.

I'm sure this list will continue to grow. Would you like to add to it?

10 comments:

sarah said...

I would like Ann Coulter, Rush Limbaugh and Glenn Beck to STFU. Actually, I'd like them to drive a bus off the side of a mountain, but I'd settle for them S'ingTFU.

Lee the Hot Flash Queen said...

I am with you on all 10!

Celeste said...

LOL!!! Great post AND great blog!

Suzy said...

I agree with everyone and the list on your post. But I do love Michael Moore's movies. Bowling for Columbine is a brilliant film.

Nancy@ifevolutionworks.com said...

Great list!

I'd also add my sister in law to that list. If you knew her, you'd add her too :)

Venti Vixen said...

@Nancy - LMAO! Oh, my IRL list.....whole nutha post!

Mass Hole Mommy said...

LMFAO! I love #8....there are zillions of rappers with "lil" in front of their name now. I don't get it.

Sophia's Mom said...

Agree with you on all but you should have made this at least a top 50. For some reason everyone on tv these days annoys the hell out of me!

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kys said...

I agree with you on all of these. Especially the Gosselins, John Doucher, and the Lohans. Go away all of them.

stacy's mama said...

11) anyone from the kardashian family.